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Jose Quervo

Little known fact, Jose eats a lot of ass. We saw it firsthand. And for that reason, Jose couldn't refuse a partnership to officially support the ass eating community. Our salt will protect your tongue from harmful synthetic ass cultivated microorgasms. Includes ass juicer.

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Lawreys

Do she got the junk in the trunk? Then u need to dunk ur crunk in some lawreys funk. Who doesn't want some sweet heat with that sweaty beef roast.